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My sis just pulled my hair real bad... and I almost gave it all to her; hair, mouth and slaps... Thankfully my saner and gentler side came forth and I just threw away the hairbands and let my hair loose. Wonderful, now I look like some weirdo banshee as opposed to a normal one... Do younger sisters exist just to pull your hair and scream in your ears!!! Why is it that life is such a huge pain in the neck (trying to be saner and gentler...so lets stay at neck and not go lower)... Oh you ask me why I am irritated? GHHAAAAAH! If i knew I'd not be bloody writing this, would I?
It is so much easier to live in a fairytale, right? To have a fairy godmother to always save you from the smallest of life's travails... or to have a prince charming ever ready to whisk you away to a happily ever after... to know for sure that there is a happy ending, no matter what you do, how many ever mistakes you make, how many ever evil stepmothers and stepsisters you have... Oh, those disney princesses have it so easy... and us, the poor nothing special, reality bitten hoi polloi (means common people, just had to use that...) , we just gotta live life, come whatever may; no prince charming, no fairy godmother, but loads of evil witches and wizards around...